1. When your 3-year-old sneaks into the bathroom and locks the door, it doesn't mean he's going #2 on the pot, no matter what he claims.
2. *The cost of 4 summer sport activities for your son = $150
*The cost of a tball glove = $20
*The cost of soccer, tball & swimming clothes = $90
*The cost of bribing your son with a treat to participate in each activity = $53
*The cost of watching your son pick his nose, skip in the outfield, and throw dirt at the other kids = PRICELESS! (and NOT in a good way)
3. Just because it looks too big for your 1-year-old to swallow, doesn't mean she won't find a way to ingest it.
4. Despite what the experts say, sometimes having McDonalds 3 times a week can be a good thing.
5. When your son offers to wash the flowers with the gardening hose...TAKE COVER!
6. Sharing among siblings is a myth
7. No matter how polite your child may be at home, the social tact button mysteriously gets turned off in public.
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